I REITERATE: IT'S JUST FOR LAUGH OK!

I came across a super funny passage of conversation recently, but before I share it, I have to do the following first, before people start clamouring me for it..

DISCLAIMER: The following contain innuendoes. Please do not read if you are not of suitable age!

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So here goes:

A good-looking man and an attractive woman got married after years of courtship and dating.

After the wedding, his ego started showing (like MOST of us men do..), as he laid down rules for her to follow. They were the following:

1) I'll be home when I want, what time I want, and if I want. And I certainly don't expect any complaints or hassle from you.

2) I expect great and sumptuous dinners to be on the table from you, IF I come home after work.

3) The above can only be discounted when I tell you I won't be home for dinner.

4) I'll go partying, boozing, playing cards and watching soccer matches with my buddies whenever, wherever and however I want. And I don't expect you to give me a hard time for it.

The above are my rules, I can add on to it as I deem fit.

Any comments from you? If not, then forever hold your peace. The man then gives a smug look to his wife.

The woman then replied:

'Oh, I am fine with everything you said just now. Just understand that there will be sex here at 9pm everynight. So my dear, let me know if you can't make it, ok?

(DARN She's good!)

Men are just not equipped for these type of contests...