Men & Women

Men drink to forget about the woman he once love
Women drink to think back about the man

When Men are in love, they become poor.
When women are in love, they become pretty

Men can forget, but cannot forgive..
Women can forgive, but cannot forget..

Men care the most about the quantity of love...
Women care the most about the quality of love..

Men initiates break-up when they feel love from another woman...
Women initiates break-up when they feel the feeling of separation from her man...

Men feel curiosity towards all women...
Women feel curiosity towards men who are interested in her..

When men are heartbroken, they try to forget about the woman by going out with another woman...
When women are heartbroken, they try to find his characteristics from another man...

Men wish to be her first love..
Women wish to be his last love..

And therefore to conclude,

"Women are nothing but trouble,
And Men are nothing but troubleseekers"

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Take care people.. while I continue to feel sickish..

Really very crappy!

The world will definitely be a much happier place if nobody is falling sick..

Aarrghhhh...... Crap..

Am genuinely bored of getting sick all the time..
I seriously have no idea why I am stuck with headache, running rose, sore throat for such a long time..

Plus phlegm as thick as peanut butter (Sorry to upset your appetite)
And the feeling of neither having a fever nor cold..

Coughing and sneezing as though I have an incurable disease..

Rest my case.

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It'll be cool to have a noose hanging in my room.. Scare all my neighbours and friends.

Are you scared??..

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Why can't we go back to the past?

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Constantly living in the past memories causes me to miss out on the present's life.
And if I could control my heart, I would stop it. And to tear away a part of me with you in it
and let you go. . .

But without first telling you I'm sorry..

Away

Dear people, I will be away for 2 weeks!

When I'm back, I will have to continue with my piled-up projects! Sheeessshhh..

So don't you dare think about abandoning this place of mine!

See ya soon!

(P.S And to you, take care of yourself when I'm not around, or else....)

Things/people that PISSSSSS me off

I'm sorry if I will say something that will piss you off
But they really piss me off..

1) People who wake me up early in the morning, and ask me a stupid question

2) The bus driver who saw me running towards towards the bus in the side mirror, but still drive off happily

3) People who rush in to the train like an angry mob without allowing others to alight first

4) People who made me dodge and duck them, when they jostle and push their way in to the train to ensure that they get their space

5) People who stand at the right side of the escalator chatting, and even after they saw me running to catch the train, still happily chatting away without allowing me to pass

6) People who ring me up at work and the first thing they say is : 'Hello, who is this on the line?' You called me and still ask who am I??!!..

7) Missing a call because I was busy doing something else, then immediately calling that person back a billion times only to have him/her not answer

8) People who insist I do this and that, when I already know what to do

9) People who tell me how to do this and that, when they know I can do it, and can do it better than them.

10) People who constantly argue with me even when I'm right, and even even when they know I'm right!

11) People who insist that their way is the best way, and even after I've proven to them with factual evidence that I can do it better using my way. YOU LOSER..

12) People who think they are so damn cool, and don't ever shut their damn mouth up

13) People who try to improve their relationship with me, but never make an effort to do anything. And still blame me for it.

14) People who talk behind my back all the time, when he/she is just a sore freakin' loser

15) People who critisize my friends/colleagues to gain an advantage. But I say, BRING IT ON!

16) Ignorant people who claim that they know many things, but I know that they actually know nothing

17) People who assume things, but make no effort in finding out the truth

18) 'Experienced' people who come up with solutions that do not solve the problem. But still insist the solution will work. And worse still, insist that we follow them

19) People who act victimised by this group of people, but at the same time praising themselves to another group

20) People who conspicuously try to oust me or take advantage of my weaknesses, and still be nonchalant about it

21) People who scrutinize my every move as though I don't know what I'm doing, or worse, trying to find something to expose/exploit me. Excuse me, I know I'm not the nicest or best person in the world, but at least I know what I'm doing and I don't hurt others and have a clear conscience, though I make mistakes at times. So you mean you're prefect?

22) People who think that they always deserve the best, but make no effort to treat others in the same way. ASSSSSS

23) People who treat and take others for granted. But pretend otherwise when with that same person

24) People who think I should be like this, like that, when he/she is no better than me

25) People who pay alot of attention to small and peripheral issues, but lose track of the bigger picture called 'reality'. And still can insist that I follow likewise. So you also want me to lose track of reality with you?? Sorry, you're on your own

26) People who persistantly interfere with how I should think/work. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T DO IT YOUR WAY DOESN'T MEAN I'M DOING IT THE WRONG WAY. YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMAZE ME WITH HOW NARROW MINDED YOU CAN BE

27) People who backstab others but act as though nothing has happened

28) People who curry favor their way to God knows where

29) People who think they always get the shorter end of the stick. SOMETIMES YOU WIN, SOMETIMES YOU LOSE, IF YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THAT. YOU'RE STILL LIVING IN YOUR OWN PRIVATE FANTASY LAND

30) All of the above, plus those whom I did not mention. You know who you are.

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Really saddened by the death of a friend..

Sigh...

Monday

Haha, so bad.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

If you wake up one morning and find that I'm missing,

And you start to wonder where on earth can I be?

Come to the old place that we'd meet,

and you'd see me waiting for you at the corner of the street.

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How have you all been huh?
NAUGHTY??

Just a quick update to assure you all that I am still alive & kicking!
So don't abandon me and this space of mine just yet! haha

As usual, been running around the place.
Work will take a toll on me, definitely.

But then again, it was a blessing to know some of you, including my colleagues.

Some offered advice, some gave encouragement, some just listened.
Some were patient enough to sit there to listen as though I was giving a lecture!
(I was that 'chiong hei' haha)

You all taught me grave lessons on having faith and entrusting all my burdens and troubling worries to God!

It was nice!

Thank you all!

Oh, and I need to better my time management. I have many appointments (some work, some leisure) that I have yet to arrange.

And if you happen to be one of the 'appointments', please be VERY VERY patient with me!

And finally,

For the longest time, I feel like shouting this to myself...

ALGENE, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!!!!!

THINK THINK THINK!!!! THINK THINK AND THINK!!!!!

Okay, I feel better now.

And, I somehow have this feverish craving for Fish & Co.'s swordfish collar!

Backlogged and almost forgotten..

Crap, like I almost forgetton this even took place before..

White, pristine clean beach..... NOT.



This candy floss is like super nostalgic lah can. I devoured 2 at 1 go.

LST and Meiling

My goodness, this is so emo.

Here's the 3 of us signing off!

Take care!!

More random than random

The beauty of randomness..




Oei, look here leh..

































And this was so unplanned and spontaneous..

Ubin part 3

I interrupt this with a small and cute, erhh, passage!

On the way home, 6-year-old Tanya and her dad were the only ones still awake in the car. As Tanya looked at the full moon through the car window, She asked,

“Daddy, do you think I can touch the moon if I stand on my tiptoes?”

“No, I don’t think so,” he smiled.

“Can you reach it?”

“No, I don’t think I can either.”

She was quiet for a moment, then she said confidently, “Daddy, maybe if you hold me up on your shoulders?”

Remember how we used to talk like that when we were kids? How our childlike faith causes us to ask many questions to try to find the truth?

Wellll, when we have faith in God, we will find that all things are possible. (Luke 18:27)

By having childlike faith, it just takes it up a notch!

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Aw-wite, back to the agenda...

okok enough for now. More next time!